Disgraced former Representative Mark Foley (R-FL) has come out as a gay alcoholic after it was revealed he sent sexually explicit Instant Messages to an underage House page. This may send the GOP into a tailspin of spinning to attempt to get some distance from the scandal ahead of the Nov. 7 election.
Stepping up to help are their friends at Fox News:
Sexual predators are by definition all closet Democrats too. Ask Bill O'Reilly.