Friday, April 20, 2007

Act now and get this heart-shaped watch

Rick Perlstein received some spam today from the conservative Human Events. For a mere $595 you can be one of the few, the proud, an insider with access to Bob Novak and unnamed "decision makers." ("Remember, only 70 people are allowed to attend.")
But as one of the 70 insiders permitted to enter, you'll know everything--in time to align your business decisions, investments, and political alliances.
"Now that's what I call a movement of principle," Perlstein observes.

Mat 6:19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Act now. The first twenty insiders can ask the wizard for hearts too.

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