On Monday, the same White House that believes tax cuts cure the common cold slammed carpooling as ineffective and said, according to Reuters, that "a better solution would be to build new highways and charge drivers fees to use them."
"If a roadway is priced -- that is, if drivers have to pay a fee to access a particular road -- then congestion can be avoided by adjusting the price up or down at different times of day to reflect changes in demand for its use," the White House said. "Road space is allocated to drivers who most highly value a reliable and unimpaired commute."Dear God, I'm living in a Woody Allen movie...
Hear me. I am your new president.
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish.
In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour.
Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.